potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
babyferaligator: drunktrophywife: babyferaligator: how much do friends cost $420.69 ok but how much with this coupon i got
frosteethesnowman: tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
rneerkat: toastyghosties: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills crocward ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS well this is crocward
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– Anonymous (via teen—idle)
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple: Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide Then Now- Ned Bigby Cookie Jennifer aka Moze Loomer Coconut Head Gordo from lizzie mcguire Larry Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban Zack Cody The Twins Wizards of Waverly place- Justin (OMFG!!) Max Zoey 101- Dena Dustin Lola ...
gaycrusader: it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
voltorbitting: naking: i still think it’s funny that every boy i’ve ever talked to probably has a penis probably
cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity people are so demanding
miss-doctorwho: stantanalopez: i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end i saw this so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this why wow past you was a bitch
fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t
parrillas: multipack: *jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to pay for theme parks that’s the adult part son of a bitch
nymphoninjas: All I really want is to be my favorite persons favorite person.
chanandlerb0ng: what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back oh yes your imagination
piesexualdean: turtwink: does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
legendofphoenix: sofa-potato: quirkybrittany: mrsroderichedelstein13: cockwork-orange: these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my yESSSS!! it’s a skyrim joke if you play skyrim you’d get this Follow quirkybrittany for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒! tumblr user quirkybrittany makes a shocking discovery Oh my god dont go on her blog I wanted to cut my eyes...