May 2013
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
babyferaligator:
drunktrophywife:
babyferaligator:
how much do friends cost
$420.69
ok but how much with this coupon i got
frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
rneerkat:
toastyghosties:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via teen—idle)
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple:
Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide
Then
Now-
Ned Bigby
Cookie
Jennifer aka Moze
Loomer
Coconut Head
Gordo from lizzie mcguire
Larry
Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban
Zack
Cody
The Twins
Wizards of Waverly place- Justin
(OMFG!!)
Max
Zoey 101- Dena
Dustin
Lola
...
gaycrusader:
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
voltorbitting:
naking:
i still think it’s funny that every boy i’ve ever talked to probably has a penis
probably
cas-get-into-my-ass:
blowmeharry:
shellfish-machines:
i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want
sanity
people are so demanding
miss-doctorwho:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
fiercezucchini:
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
parrillas:
multipack:
*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
adire-adire:
victorysunshine:
goldfish-kisses:
geek-in-a-box:
martiemcfly:
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
nymphoninjas:
All I really want is to be my favorite persons favorite person.
chanandlerb0ng:
what’s that thing called where your crush likes you back
oh yes your imagination
piesexualdean:
turtwink:
does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
legendofphoenix:
sofa-potato:
quirkybrittany:
mrsroderichedelstein13:
cockwork-orange:
these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my
yESSSS!!
it’s a skyrim joke
if you play skyrim you’d get this
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